Why i'm glad i'm a fan of Liverpool and not of Newcastle

1. Liverpool will be playing in this league:-



Newcastle will be playing in this league:-



2. This is Liverpool's new away jersey:-



This is Newcastle's new away jersey:-



3. Liverpool's manager has guided them to win many trophies including the Champions League, the UEFA Cup, the Supercup, the FA Cup, the League Cup etc.



Newcastle's manager(s) has(ve) guided to relegation



4. This is Newcastle's striker:-



This is Liverpool's striker!